No Pain, No Gaines

Today on High-Dere, Ian & Joe put on some goggles, tuxedos and 10 gallon hats to explore overindulged, overpopulated and overfunded worlds of human behavior.

We converse about the overpopulated dairy farm industry, the observance of massacres (and most other major holidays) with sugar-coated addiction and Hallmark cards, recording our show above Tony Stark's underground garage, "Weird Al" receiving a golden #HollywoodHandy at The Grammy's, Chris Gaines and his country side project, Garth Brooks, the ma-jesty of underwater whale birth, bullshit hitting the chopper blades for Brian Williams, the farce that is the entertainment industry’s collective 'award shows’ and finally jump the tracks by reflecting on how often we derail ourselves into a self-conscious mist.

And the winner is… everyone who read through this entire description as well as clicked all of the links. We have no awards to give other than this golden show!

We love you.